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Floats our boatfloats our boat
- 10 reasons CGI sucks - comments about Gollum aside, this article I stumbled upon sums up wonderfully how I feel about CGI in films
- "It's been a magical evening," Joel says as the Great Khali hits the Undertaker with a dustbin lid.
Gets our goatgets our goat
- Meet the Spartans - rarely, if ever, have I felt such antipathy toward a film due to the trailer alone. Avoid, I urge you.
- Unfathomable.
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Commentaries

Get the lowdown on your favourite films straight from theOneliner horses' mouth.

Commando Commentary (21 MB MP3). A companion to our excessively good Commando review, we advise you press play when the Fox "searchlights" logo has finished at the start of the movie. Please also bear in mind that the commentary is for the uncut version of the movie, and will run out of sync with most UK home versions of the film.

Total Recall Commentary (27 MB MP3). A solo effort from the mighty being that is Craig Eastman, this Total Recall companion provides yet more insight into Arnie films direct from our headminds. Recognise!